Happy Valentine’s Day from Jersey Shore’s Ronnie.
In other news, we at the Museum just found out that there’s a male on Jersey Shore who isn’t The Situation and apparently his name is Ronnie.
(Source: octopussoir-)
Happy Valentine’s Day from Jersey Shore’s Ronnie.
In other news, we at the Museum just found out that there’s a male on Jersey Shore who isn’t The Situation and apparently his name is Ronnie.
(Source: octopussoir-)

Happy February 14th, everyone, a day in which you will hopefully find someone to be intimate and/or snuggly in the above pair of Fundies with…
Warning: May cause ball-crushing if used between two gentlemen. Take note, bros who are highly considering buying this because they think it would be funny to walk around like this with a fellow bro in the frat house.
BONUS: Tumblr user -dane provides great extra commentary:
Do you think they would work for one person and a pillow?
Just a hypothetical question. It’s not like I have my credit card in hand waiting for an answer or approval from anyone. Yet.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, no one.” - Liz Lemon
(Source: thelastshepherd)

Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to show off your new (literally) body.

Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to let him know how much you care.

Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to remember and realize that without consumption, we’re useless.

Hope your Valentine’s Day was as meaningful as Scholar Montag’s.
Only 364 more days until you can be forced by society to “feel love” again.