I WHIP MY HAIR BACK ND FORTH!!!: Willow Smith’s New Song is Here
The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum is proud to present a sneak trailer/photo montage from Willow Smith (daughter of Will and Jada Pinkett, most badass fashionista ever, 9-year old blipster, we write about her a lot… you know who I’m talking about) ‘s official youtube channel.
The video highlights every dope / fresh / hella tight look that she has ever rocked, and features her new single “I Wear My Hair”. Enjoy here:
We officially confirm that this sassy pre-tween is the coolest most blipped-out 9-year old that has ever lived.
We’re real sorry, Shirley Temple. Maybe if you had more influential parents, had a fiercer fashion sense, and dropped fly singles on da youtube, you could reach Willow’s level of awesome.
Note: When I grow up, I want to be Willow Smith.
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (9/29/10):
Actually, this is just a Blipster of the Day, via Willow Smith posing with her mom Jada Pinkett-Smith, and the ever-silly-bitty that is Kylie Minogue. (This all went down at Milan Fashion Week, btdubbz)
If you’ve ever met a more blipster’d out 9 year old girl, please report her to the Museum and we’ll put her picture up next to Willow’s in our Hall of Baby Blipsters.
Jaden Smith (a lil human birthed by Jada Pinkett, with some help from Will Smith) and a blipstered-to-the-max ladyfriend (aka his baby sister Willow) walk the red carpet at his ‘Karate Kid’ movie premiere.
Wish more 9 year old Afrikaan-American (we pride ourselves on political correctness) girls took example of these fashion choices. Maybe this will be the new thing on the playground…
Let the new tween-trying-to-be-a-blipster-trying-to-be-Rihanna-trying-to-be-M.I.A.-chic fashion trend begin.
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