Hipster Diaspora Update: Go west young hipsters, to the great state of Arizona
As we all know 2010-12 are the years when the hipster diaspora will commence. Let’s face it-rents are only going to go up in Silver Lake, Williamsburg, Green Point let alone all the hipster persecution that has recently started via urban guerilla violence against american apparel outlets. Hipsters: NYC/LA is too overpopulated by your type, go west, to the site of the future hipster movement: ARIZONA!!
Now that Arizona will be devoid of Mexis via racial profiling, there will be plenty of opportunities for young hipsters looking to make some money to buy more PBR, go to more concert festivals, own American Apparel.
Hipsters will be the backbone of the workforce; hipsters will only take the jobs americans don’t want; the american economy will be built on the alternative dreams of displaced hipsters.
The climate is perfect for outdoor festivals
Plenty of ironic spots to ironically grab a burger
Plenty of things to complain about since Arizona is actually a fucking shithole/”most livable”.
Cacti=peyote
Coyote is the most ironic of all pets/animal companion.
Mediocrity is my lifestyle choice. I live in Arizona.
HIPSTER UPRISING: AmApp’s Williamsburg Store Under Siege!
That Shit’s too Hilarious for words presents the following true story…
On Friday, March 5th, the American Apparel in Williamsburg, Brooklyn was attacked by “hipster revolutionaries”, who lay siege to the clothing store with stones and smoke bombs.
Welcome to the world of Retail Terrorism.
Here’s a quote from an innocent bystander:
“The the American Apparrel in Williamsburg was vandalized last night in an act of hipster rebellion. Both front windows were broken and the vandals unloaded a bunch of crap from a nearby dumpster, threw it in the middle of the road, and set off fireworks and smoke bombs on it.”
NY publication The Village Voice has more:
Looks like someone out there still reads Adbusters! Williamsburg’s outpost of skeevy hipster skivvies store American Apparel (or as the bros call it: AmAppy) found itself under assault last night by an entire crew of guys who apparently weren’t booked for any globalization protests this week.
Yeah, apparently, a bunch of guys threw smoke bombs (smoke bombs?) at the American Apparel on North 6th Street in Williamsburg, and then smashed some windows with a bat, and starting fires and throwing rocks. Local blog Free Williamsburg quotes someone who knows someone who tends to a different merchant within the vicinity of the assault:
“That person’s report from the scene makes it sounds a heck of a lot scarier than just a few kids throwing rocks! Per his recollection, there were about 50 guys dressed all in black, wearing masks, and “causing total mayhem” all along No. 6th St, “dumping out trash dumpsters and setting everything on fire in the streets, and then smashing all the windows of the american apparel.”
Let the revolution begin.
Let the uprising begin.
Viva la Resistance, Viva la Anarchy!
Down with Commercially Successful Hipstewear, Down with Dov Charney, Down with the Circle Scarf!
