The moral compass of magazines remains in tact except the exact opposite of that as Us Weekly publishes this story of how Jessica Alba’s kick-ass ultra-chic post-baby weight loss plan is starving herself (aka having a full blown eating disorder, aka anorexia-chic, aka harming-my-body-is-so-in-vogue).

#itgetsworse: As you can see, they featured this story under the Healthy Lifestyle section of their magazine.

(The magazine has since moved this exciting body-image-rapefest-of-a-story to the Celebrity News section, which means that it’s all okay now.)

(via bobbyfinger)

Now that the most wonderful horrific time of the year is drawing to a close, the Museum invites you on a guided tour of dopplegangers so you know who you can continue to be friends with, who you need to ditch, and whether you are a douche (spoiler: if you put up a doppleganger then you are). No flash photography please, let’s get started.

The “too soon” doppleganger

The “I think I’m a more attractive blonde white girl than I actually am” doppleganger

The “I think I’m classy despite putting up a doppleganger” doppleganger

The “I think I’m funnier than I am” doppleganger

The “Sorry Mom” doppleganger

The “where do I belong” doppleganger

The “I’m a post-op male to female transexual” doppleganger

The “I’m a post-op female to male” doppleganger

The “I’m in denial” doppleganger

The “I’m divorced but looking for companionship on facebook” doppleganger

the “not only am I trying to get my life back, but I’m also topical” doppleganger

The “i was hot in the 80s, now have three kids and a drinking problem” doppleganger

The “i was killed and all I got was my funeral during the superbowl halftime show” doppleganger

The “Yeah, I did meth” doppleganger

oh dopplegangers, you’re so silly