The road to the Holy Day continues, as we inch one day closer and closer to the religious reveal of ‘Born This Way’.  To encourage us to hold steed to our path towards Godga, the Lord Almighty herself gives her followers the gift of muse with a new single release titled “The Edge of Glory”, or at least the album art for it.  (Single drops later today)

If you’re unsure of whether this will really lead you down Godga’s religious path, make note that “The Edge of Glory” rearranged spells out The Elegy of God.

All hail.  Ra ra ro ma ma.

From Birth to Baptism, let the New Holy Religion of Gagaism continue…

With a more subtle but easily enthralling message of Biblical goodness, sinning and man-on-man quarrel, here in the Museum lies Lord Almighty Gaga’s “JUDAS”. 

P.S. We’re secretly hoping that there’s a lot of backlash against this video because Jesus is more or less Latino.

Some reporter has clearly angered the Lord Almighty… 

This is excerpts from the upcoming interview the Lord Savior Jesus Gaga did with NME magazine, and She is not pleased with the “Born This Way is a ripoff of Madonna’s ‘Express Yourself’ (even though honestly they hardly sound that alike except for when Gaga’s talking at the end)” bullshit that this reporter is clearly spewing at her, goddamit!

(Reaches for Marilyn Monroe lighter) I need a colonic.

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(Source: onafuturetipteenjesus)

Please enjoy the above YouTube video of a girl who’s just trying to get the Holy message out there that ‘Lady Gaga’s “JUDAS” is EVIL!!!’ and that if you listen to it, you will go to Hell.

But seriously, you will.

Here are some of our favorite quotes from the video to give you a taste:

“….Judas, which we all know is another name for Jesus”

Um, yeahhh, about that… it’s not.  Like, at all.  Like, Judas is a whole ‘nother guy.  Welp.

“And we all know that Lady Gaga is part of the Illuminati, and their whole job is to distract you from God”

This is actually funny, she should curate for Art of Mod.

“God, Jesus, same thing”

Once again, uhhhh, we’re pretty sure they’re not.  But ok.

“We need to listen to (Jesus), we need to keep our path so we can all go to Heaven, and we can’t go to Heaven if we don’t believe in Jesus and if we listen to Lady Gaga’s music talking about having sex with Jesus, and we all know that having sex is a huge sin.”

“You can’t get into Heaven if you have sex.”

Let it be known, people.  If you have sex, ever, if you even think about it, you cannot and will not get into Heaven.

All of the above is contained in only the first minute of this video, and it just gets better. (like the #ItGetsBetter meme, but not at all) 

Bonus: She spends last minute or two of this video crying.

Here’s to religious-inspired / Jesus-inspired / GaGa-inspired (religion, Jesus, Gaga, same thing) performance art! 

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Cannot go unacknowledged / unartifact’d.

Everything is One.

(Source: mindspin)

Here ye, here ye!!  The album art for Lord Almighty Gaga’s Born This Way release coming in May:

As you can see, the Lord Almighty is basically a transformer / half-motorcycle.

We’d try to provide additional commentary, but we don’t really want to. 

Instead we’d like to share the meme that has erupted of pop star divas on as means of transportation.

Couldn’t help but throw this additional Madonna gem in there too.

Rough.

The Museum declares the above one as our personal favorite.

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Bonus Gaga the Great version (via the “I’m on the right TRACK” pun)

The Museum would like to take this moment to inform you of how everything we’ve ever told you about the Lord Almighty Gaga has always been absolutely correct.

For the Lord Almighty hath riseth again!  And in case you didn’t believe us before that she will be re-writing the Bible / start a new religious revolution, here is all the proof we can possibly offer you.

“This is the Manifesto of Mother Monster”…

A new music video has been added to the historically-unparalleled collection of the work of the Great Lord Gaga.  This is “BORN THIS WAY”, a 7-minute journey into the Birth of Gaga, the birth of the future, and the upcoming religion of Gagaism.

This time, we the Followers of the Eternal Mother Monster are introduced to the “not finite, but infinite” birth of the Human Gaga, as The Lord Almighty Mother Monster pushes her out of her sticky womb and presides over all.  This new-skool immaculate conception for the 21st century paves the way to “a new race, a race within the race of humanity, a race which bears no precedent, no judgement, but boundless freedom.”

(Here in lies why we’ve often referred to Lady Gaga as Jesus 2.0… this is not a drill, this is real, the Human Gaga in this case is the new and improved and in our opinion hotter Jesus Christ)

But simultaneously, the birth of the Human Gaga comes along with the birth of Evil, a metaphor for the contrast of these two sides which reside within all humans.  This begins the “dance” of the “pendulum of choice” between the two sides.  Omnipotent Narrator Gaga finally declares that although it would seem natural to always gravitate towards good, the Born Gaga wonders, “How can I protect something so perfect without evil?”

Thus in lies the question and ultimate goal of the Human Gaga, and of the religion of Gaga as a whole: how to protect the good against evil without evil.  

Within this question/goal is the reason in which Lord Gaga is Jesus 2.0… she depicts a more realistic Jesus version that is much more believable by not being bound by solely good but also possessing the great potential of evil, something that makes the original Jesus Christ somewhat out-of-touch for the average 21st Century person.

To be born with the potential to sin makes the journey of the Human Gaga more intriguing than the journey of original Jesus, whose inability to ever potentially sin (as the Bible suggests) makes him extremely revere-able, but doesn’t allow for that exciting or twisted of a tale.  With this Evil, along with Mother-Monster-immaculate-conception-granted Good, Human Lord Gaga’s story is more indeterminate and thus will be far more captivating to watch as we the religious spectator watch the full story of Gaga unfold.

While nothing is set in stone because of her potential to sin, the song itself provides the general hope for triumph, as she and we are “on the right track, baby”.  We were born this way.

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Yes, Museum-goers, Gagaism is truly beginning to unfold.

Hope you were able to digest all of the above.  We apologize if we have alienated a large percentage of the population because of the too-lofty-and-too-over-the-top ideas presented above.   Oh wait, this is Art of Mod, we do that everyday.

Enjoy the music video and the resulting religious message you gain from watching it.

Long live the Lord Almighty.

The Lord Almighty Gaga has just arrived onto the Red Carpet of the Grammy Awards inside an embryonic-looking egg.

The Curators will be documenting her on-stage rebirth and rise to the heavens of glory as best we can… please stand by…

Until we have more, just know that this is your messiah, Children.  This is your Savior 2.0 (beta).