No, Museum-goers, this is not a drill.  This was actually the front cover of the New Jersey-distributed newspaper.

We’d like to nominate this cover for both ‘Best Newspaper Headline of All Time’ and ‘Worst Photoshop Job Ever Seen in Print’.

Gaga & Grandpa… raising cash together…
and by Grandpa, you actually mean Senator Frank Lautenberg (NJ), who is “teaming up” with the Lord Almighty to fundraise for his political campaign.  Wait, what??

More on this post-ironic hilarity from the source:

(Trentonian) Entertainer Lady Gaga — she of the outlandish outfits and publicity stunts — is set to help raise campaign funds for 86-year-old U.S. Sen. Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey during her concert in Washington D.C. next month.

Lautenberg, America’s oldest senator, will hold the fundraiser when the pop singer’s Monster Ball Tour hits the Verizon Center in Washington on Sept 7.

The Washington Post reported yesterday that the New Jersey Democrat is offering seats in a private suite for $2,500 a person for political action committees and $2,400 for individuals.

An aide said the fundraiser was Lautenberg’s idea. The senator and his wife celebrated his 86th birthday in January at a Gaga show at New York’s Radio City Music Hall and he’s been a big fan ever since. Lautenberg sent out an email inviting people to the fund-raising concert. It was headline, “Senator Frank R. Lautenberg & Lady Gaga — the Monster Ball Tour. Join us in a private suite.”

“Last week in Washington was like a bad romance,” Lautenberg recently told a political newsletter in Washington, alluding to one of Gaga’s hit songs. 

Washington D.C. = A “bad romance” - Senator Lautenberg

Prepare for liftoff…

This is what power looks like.

This is what glory looks like. 

This is what passion looks like.

Crowd surfing is a beautiful metaphor.  It is the art of becoming ‘one with the people’ while being exalted to all-powerful, floating high above the masses, being carried by the meek individuals below, flowing beyond the stage and into the heavens.

This is what almighty looks like.

This is your Lord Almighty.

In response to the recent “Kidz Bop covers Lady GaGa’s ‘Telephone’” post. (Two posts down, kids.  Just past the water fountain but before the ‘The Good Stuff, Pass it on’ exhibit)

iamsosorry:

The Way We Bop Now: Kidz Bop covers “Telephone.”

Auto-tuned children singing never ceases to amaze me.  Similarly, neither does Kidz Bop.

“I’m out in the club and I’m eatin that grub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
I can’t believe I still get carded at the door but these kids could get into the club/eat grub. 

(via thedailywhat)

Dear Meredith Viera, you will never be a post-postmodern artifact.  Never.

#allhailtheLordAlmighty

[via mtv “news”]

President Obama, Starbucks, “House,” “Twilight” and “South Park.” What do all of these things have in common?  As of Friday, they all had fewer Facebook fans than Lady Gaga.

According to the British social-network statistics site FameCount.com, Gaga is on the verge of becoming the first living person to roll up 10 million Facebook fans. As of press time on Friday (July 2), she surpassed the only other living person on the list who had exceeded her tally: President Obama. Gaga’s fan count reached 9,940,462 to the leader of the free world’s 9,444,942. She also continues to spank Obama in Twitter followers (4,762,938 to 4,422,923) and YouTube subscribers (311,716 to 191,562).

The singer, who never misses a chance to shout out her rabid fanbase of “little monsters,” is also miles ahead of other living celebs on the list when it comes to Facebook followers, including Britney Spears (3.1 million), Ashton Kutcher (3.6 million), Taylor Swift (5.8 million), Selena Gomez (5.2 million) and even Justin Bieber (5.9 million). But she still can’t hold a candle to the King of Pop. Among musical acts, only the late Michael Jackson’s Facebook fans list is more massive than Gaga’s.

As of press time, the only other Facebook pages to top Gaga’s were for Texas Hold ‘Em Poker (20 million), Jackson (14.1 million), the online game “Mafia Wars” (12.7 million), “Family Guy” (10.1 million) and Facebook itself (10.7 million). Other entities that are surprisingly further down on the friends count list than Gaga?: “Twilight” (7.1 million), “South Park” (6.5 million), Coke (6.1 million), Lil Wayne (5.9 million) and, yes, Skittles candy (5.5 million).

Gaga’s upsurge this week on Facebook might have something to do with her cover story in the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, in which she provides the most intriguing peek yet into her closely guarded private life. In addition to the bombshell interview with former Afghan war General Stanley McChrystal, the Gaga feature has helped to propel the magazine’s newsstand sales to twice what it usually does.

Are you a Facebook fan of Gaga’s? What do you think of her passing President Obama in total friends?  Tell us in the comments!  Is this MTV talking or is it the Museum?  Have you ever left a comment for the post-Ironic Museum you’re currently looking at?  Is the Lord Almighty Gaga more important than the nation’s first Black President?  Is MTV news a post-Ironic installment written by the same curators that bring you Art of Mod?

“Everybody has those days” - Hanner Montanner

The Lord Almighty Gaga is back to grace us with her presence on an even more subtle front cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

4 confirmed dead, 16 wounded in the process of the photo shoot.

9,205 innocent civilian Aetheists now believe in the teachings of Lady Christ GaGa thanks to those shoes.

382,000 new cases of questioning sexualities have been reported since this went viral.

Crucifix necklace or anal beads?