The Museum is proud today to feature an installation from an outside source in the Tumblr community. Bringing us some exposed meme-ification of everyone’s most talked about gender, itschowtime has more:

Voila, we have reached an age of post-hyper-sexualization.  Yes, those are 6-year old girls.  No, this is not a scene from Little Miss Sunshine.

Remember when parents didn’t try to convert their children into memes?  Remember when parents telling their children “no” was known as “parenting?”  Remember innocence?

“Hot like pedophilia, rejoice!” - Lord GaGa

Behold, the current President of the United States, Barack H. Obama.  

From Health care to the economy, he’s tackled quite a lot.  But the awesome objects he tackles in this new meme open up a whole new frontier of bad-ass meets nerd meets awesomeness.  Photoshop, you ask?  I would highly doubt it.  Let us introduce you to some of the examples of this newfound meme.  Huzzah!

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #1: Sword of Omens.

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #2: The Mach 5.

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #3: The Wardrobe (Doorway to Narnia).

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #4: Hoverboard.

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Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #8: Captain America’s Shield.

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #9: Lightsaber

Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #10: Optimus Prime.

Feel like you haven’t gotten enough of your President and the awesomeness that has ensued?  Go here for the entire collection:  http://deantrippe.tumblr.com/tagged/awesome_things

The Museum would like to offer special thanks to Dean Trippe, the Obama administration, and of course The Daily What for their support in making this unique collection possible.

If you think you’ve seen all that the Almighty Lord GaGa can inspire, you’re so very wrong.

Allow us to introduce you to Baking for creating a viral internet meme’s sake… in the fashion of Lady Gaga.  This is a new one (sort of).

Allow your mind to really take all these GaGa Cookies in for a while… inhale, exhale, soak it all up.

Feel like you’ve only scratched the surface of these cookies and their possible implications on society/your stomach?  Good.  Let’s take a look at them one by one:

“I’ll follow you until you love me” as blood pours out of me on stage for MTV’s sake.

“This is for God and for the Gays” and I am the Queen and Master of the Universe for, once again, MTV’s sake; I lay naked, covered in red frosting.

“I want your horror, I want your design” except my Haus of Gaga-made designs will prove most existential and Jesus-inspired of all; I am purity, drenched in white frosting.

“I want your love” as this red lace covers me like red sprinkles, covering some cookie-parts, exposing so many others.

“I want your everything” as long as my unforgettable crown sets me apart from all other performers, from all other art, from all other.

“Spin that record babe, da da doo doo” as I launch myself into pop culture history with a blue sprinkles lightning bolt falling down from my eye… don’t you dare confuse this for tears.

I am a fashion icon, I am an art piece, I am performance art, and thus, I am a GaGa Cookie, crumble crumble.

“We’d be so fantastical” on the Saturday Night Live stage, as fire explodes from the NBC stage, as my red frosted headpiece perfectly matches my red frosted breasts.

“I’ll get him hard, show him what I got” with this sprinkled blue outfit that changed the shape of music video forever, that changed the shape of flaccidity forever.

I am more than Cookie.  I am Peformance Art.  I am a thinkpiece.  I am the world’s first edible meme, eat it up bitches.

The genetic nature of the XY-bearing human (which we generally refer to as a “man”) has probably not changed much over the last thousands of years, but the role of Man has clearly changed some, especially in the last few decades.

As cult groups such as the Spice Girls and Former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg have come and gone throughout the last century, they and others have vastly changed the social spectrum of the role of women in society, thus directly affecting the role of men.

So what does it mean to “be a man” today?  What is masculinity’s role nowadays in the 2k’s?  What is the ideal form and function of the Male?

Here are some of the ideals we’ve compiled by analyzing the greatest example of Man that we know today, Bristol Palin’s baby’s daddy, Sarah Palin’s ex-almost-son-in-law, the one and only Levi Johnston.

Being a “jock” and partaking in sports / athletic activities (via Levi Johnston).

Being able to express & illustrate your power and strength/”not being a pussy” (via guns) (via Levi Johnston).

Being able to “make a case for yourself” to the public (via the lowest-rated 24 hr news network in the US) (via Levi Johnston).

Knowing how to care for a child (via Levi Johnston).

Being able to “be crazy”, but associating yourself with people crazier than you to diminish your level of insanity (via Levi Johnston and the horrifying interesting Kathy Griffin).

Caring / pretending to care for the elderly (via Levi Johnston).

Being a “chill bro” who you can hang out with/bang after school (via Levi Johnston and Bristol).

Showing your “sensitive”/”nurturing” side when its convenient to do so (via Levi Johnston).

Being marketable/datable/profitable (via Levi Johnston).

Having some form of protection (via Levi Johnston).

Not having some form of protection (via Levi Johnston and baby Trigg).

Artifacts of Modernity and AllyMarcus (the mp3 blog) have teamed up to bring you a new internet meme called BROTHERS or BOYFRIENDS.  In the fashion of most of the critically acclaimed tumblrs of our modern day (This is why you’re fat, Look at this fucking hipster, Awkward family photos, etc.), BROS or BFs gets you to ask the question whether the gentlemen in the posted photo are just brothers or if in fact they’re boyfriends.