Get ready for this to be your favorite new song / a jingle that you’ll wake up in the morning humming.  
Lord knows we’ve all been waiting for a good crystalmeth anthem to rock out with at parties or on the playground.

Thank you, Canadian government, for giving us this golden piece of TV commercial goodness.

“I don’t sleep, and I don’t eat, but I got the cleanest house on the street!!!”

PSA of the Day (via thedailywhat): Just say no.

maybe just once

(via thebestyet)

Aren’t we all, aren’t we all.

P.S. Which aspect of this billboard is the real component that’s being advertised… Oprah or the meth?

(via pageantdad)

The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum is proud to present a very special tribute to a very special scholar by featuring this beloved video clip that pays homage to the most wonderful (and by wonderful, we mean horrifying (and by horrifying, we mean hilarious (and by hilarious, we mean that it’s literally destroying Middle America))) drug of the late 20th and 21st century: Meth.

With this video clip, we’d like to officially inaugurate an entirely new exhibit in the Museum that further explores the cultural enigma of crystal meth, its primary constituents, and why it may or may not be part of a balanced breakfast.

So to launch the new exhibit and simultaneously and more importantly pay loving memory to comedian, rising film star and real-life roommate Sandy “Scholar Rob” Roberts, the Museum brings you this installment of the silly web video series ‘Roommates’ (ba doot doooo, chaaa!).

~ In memory of Sandy Blake Roberts ~