“Hot like Mexico, rejoice! / She’s not broken, she’s just a baby” - Lord Almighty GaGa

The Museum is looking forward to bringing you increased access to information on the “best song ever recorded in the history of mankind” in the upcoming days and weeks.  

Here is a first look at the soon-to-be-released Music Video.

Somewhere-between-Former-and-Current tweenstar Miley Destiny Hope Cyrus has just released a music video for her upcoming single, “Can’t Be Tamed”.  

Warning: in the video, she plays a pre-historic bird.  Also, the video depicts her as being featured in a museum, which is why we find it especially fitting to be included in this Museum.

Enjoy the following example of teenage developmental growth (via Milezz):

Three cheers for pop culture acknowledgement of the importance and value of museums everywhere!

Career-launching Viral Video of the Day: An Israeli indie rock band capitalizes on the “iPhones = Everything in human existence” notion of understanding with this music video that the Museum declares as a unique thinkpiece of the iPhone’s true role in society, plus a nice way to take all our minds off the iPad.

thedailywhat has more:

Music Video of the Day: Armed with a bushel of iPhones, a sweet soundtrack, and the human app known as imagination, Israeli indie rock band IZABO set out to film a music video for their latest single, “On My Way.” It just so happens that somewhere along that way, they inadvertently produced the most creative Apple viral video of the year.

[thanks shiri!]

The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum would like to continue its efforts to reach out to the teen/tween community by bringing you this very 2011-meets-1998-meets-“The fact that this could be made any year is disgusting” music video.

It’s the first “big hit” by former Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams.

It’s called “Spectacular”.  According to Kiely, she claims that she’s “an actress”, and that she she wrote the song “to bring attention to a serious women’s health and safety issue.” 

Please watch and see if you concur with any of the above statements.

And as you’re watching/debating watching, you probably don’t even know who this girl is.  Which is understandable, but we’d like to take this moment to fill you in on a piece of tweenPop culture that has no important relevance to your life.  

But remember this girl? :

The one that always looked like she had messed up teeth?  The one who used to be in the band 3LW?  The one who actually stayed in the “Cheetah Girls” project throughout its entire run?  

Do any of these early-mid 2000’s tween cultural references mean anything to you?  Were you a Disney Channel obsessed child?  Did you often babysit for kids who were “into this culture”?  Were you that Mom who ran to Target before it opened to buy the new Cheetah Girls soundtrack for your future-homosexual 8 year old son?

Regardless of whether you identify with this or not, this music video is just too career-destructive to not inform you of… Enjoy.

Is that a telephone?  Is that just a really “fierce weave”?  Either way, we’re preparing for an epic tidal wave of insanity with the Lord Almighty GaGa’s new upcoming music video.

Old school telephone OR Chic new hat?

Appreciation of America OR a mere mockery of the United States?

If you’re wondering when the “Telephone” music video will be released, just stay tuned to the Museum, because Lord knows this will be one of the first places to re-post it.

If you think you’ve seen all that the Almighty Lord GaGa can inspire, you’re so very wrong.

Allow us to introduce you to Baking for creating a viral internet meme’s sake… in the fashion of Lady Gaga.  This is a new one (sort of).

Allow your mind to really take all these GaGa Cookies in for a while… inhale, exhale, soak it all up.

Feel like you’ve only scratched the surface of these cookies and their possible implications on society/your stomach?  Good.  Let’s take a look at them one by one:

“I’ll follow you until you love me” as blood pours out of me on stage for MTV’s sake.

“This is for God and for the Gays” and I am the Queen and Master of the Universe for, once again, MTV’s sake; I lay naked, covered in red frosting.

“I want your horror, I want your design” except my Haus of Gaga-made designs will prove most existential and Jesus-inspired of all; I am purity, drenched in white frosting.

“I want your love” as this red lace covers me like red sprinkles, covering some cookie-parts, exposing so many others.

“I want your everything” as long as my unforgettable crown sets me apart from all other performers, from all other art, from all other.

“Spin that record babe, da da doo doo” as I launch myself into pop culture history with a blue sprinkles lightning bolt falling down from my eye… don’t you dare confuse this for tears.

I am a fashion icon, I am an art piece, I am performance art, and thus, I am a GaGa Cookie, crumble crumble.

“We’d be so fantastical” on the Saturday Night Live stage, as fire explodes from the NBC stage, as my red frosted headpiece perfectly matches my red frosted breasts.

“I’ll get him hard, show him what I got” with this sprinkled blue outfit that changed the shape of music video forever, that changed the shape of flaccidity forever.

I am more than Cookie.  I am Peformance Art.  I am a thinkpiece.  I am the world’s first edible meme, eat it up bitches.