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New York City’s Newest and Most Exciting Tourist Attraction has Arrived!

That’s right!

In the heart of Lower Manhattan, a crazy cool new tourist attraction has popped up and tourists from all over are flocking to it!

What is it?  Why, it’s #OccupyWallStreet!  (Oh.)

Add #OccupyWallStreet to Central Park, the Empire State Building and Times Square… Zuccotti Park is the new place to see!

Huffington Post’s Travel section has more:

Some have come to listen and others simply to watch, but it is clear that many travelers now see the #OccupyWallStreet protest as a New York Destination, at least while it lasts.

Eager tourists lugging their Metropolitan Museum of Art shopping bags through Zuccotti Park duck under Che Guevara flags and dodge young protesters shouting anti-bailout slogans. The juxtaposition is odd, but no one seems to mind.

The protesters are ready to explain their various causes to those that will listen and the tourists don’t seem to find the stale smell of weed and overused sleeping bags off-putting.

When a tour bus stops at the edge of the park, the protesters urge the passengers to disembark.

“Come see America,” shouts a young man waving a cardboard sign.

“Tomorrow,” a woman shouts back. The bus pulls away toward the World Trade Center.

A large number of the tourists in the park are young and Asian. They take pictures and avoid the big television cameras lined up like cannons. When a young girl dances up to a group of them and offers them yellow carnations, they smile and tuck them behind their ears.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” says one policeman as he disperses a crowd amid flashes.

A Swedish couple on the sidewalk nearby is engaged in a halting conversation about the trade deficit with a sign-wielding college student when a police officer tells them to move along. The NYPD is keeping foot traffic flowing and — even as they give way — tourists take photos of the burly officers, who seem in turns game and annoyed.

The protesters are excited that they’re attracting a crowd: People are the medium and crowds are the message. Whether they are sympathetic to the politics of the protesters or not, the tourists are swelling their ranks just by entering the park. Numbers mean media attention, which in turn means more numbers: Many tourists say they came by after seeing the protest on CNN.

A man approaches a girl holding a sign saying, “We are the 99%,” and takes out his camera. She poses for a picture with her hand rolled cigarette dangling from her mouth.

The man looks at his camera display, smiles and says “Thank you.”

“No problem,” says the young model. She blows out a long stream of smoke as the man walks away, knowing that eyes are on her.

A few blocks away, another pocket of tourists gather behind the metal barricades outside the Stock Exchange, waving at police horses and bouncing off hurried traders. They are here to see the the pumping heart of global capitalism and the sounds of the protests are nothing more than a soft but steady beat.

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Exclusive: Thoughts on the 9/11 iPhone App

As the good Lord said in Leviticus 20:16, “There’s an app for that”.


Uh, welp, bbook has more:

                                      

“While it doesn’t quite have the charm of, say, Fruit Ninja, it’s definitely an ice-breaker you can pull out at a bar full of friends to remember that one time thousands of Americans died, instilling fear in millions of other Americans to the point of yielding the Bill of Rights to be wiped by the asses of the executive branch for eight years! Which goes without mentioning that completely proportional response we enlisted afterwards that results in thousands more innocent deaths.”

Have you downloaded the 9/11 Memorial iPhone app yet?  Or are you too busy trying to get laid via Grindr to care?

(Coming soon to the Museum but seriously: An Expose on the secret world of Grindr i.e. how being into dudes/the fact that you’re cruising for butt sex is now public information… horray for 2010!)

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You heard it here first.  (Except it’s been in the news for a few days, so you probably already know about it)
But who is this alleged NYC flower guy bank robber really?Who is the Bouquet Bandit?? 




Well from everything these interviewed people have said, he sounds kinda like a nice guy just trying to make a few people laugh, and ultimately gave some fresh flowers to his local bank, so we’re kind of missing the issue here….
Make kind-hearted bank robberies, Not War.
Save the Bouquet Bandit!

You heard it here first.  (Except it’s been in the news for a few days, so you probably already know about it)

But who is this alleged NYC flower guy bank robber really?
Who is the Bouquet Bandit?? 

Well from everything these interviewed people have said, he sounds kinda like a nice guy just trying to make a few people laugh, and ultimately gave some fresh flowers to his local bank, so we’re kind of missing the issue here….

Make kind-hearted bank robberies, Not War.

Save the Bouquet Bandit!