Our friends and foes from the Huffington Post have more:

UPDATE: Upon hearing of Suleman’s impending eviction, Vivid Entertainment has made her a job offer: $500,000 to star in a one-hour porn video,TMZ reports. Should she accept, Vivid can “arrange for [payment] to happen quickly so that you will get paid in advance of your October 9th deadline.”

PREVIOUSLY: Octomom Nadya Suleman has given up on her reality television dreams and is going on welfare, Radaronline.com reports.

“Nadya has nannies and huge expenses raising 14 children,” a source told Radar. “She needs a lot of money just to keep up with the basics. And now the income has dried up and she didn’t make enough in the past year and a half to live off of it.”

The source said that Suleman, who has received public assistance before for her older disabled children, will go on welfare “very soon.”

Meanwhile TMZ reports that Suleman has repeatedly fallen behind on her mortgage payments and her mortgage holder is ready to begin the foreclosure process “right now.” Shenarrowly avoided foreclosure in April.

Earlier this year, Suleman posed in a bikini for Star magazine less than a year after giving birth to her octuplets. She claimed that unlike Kate Gosselin, she’s had no plastic surgery.

In February she did not rule out having one more child.

Art o Mod poll: Would you ever pay money to watch a porn featuring the Octomom?  Part two: How much would someone have to pay you to watch a porn featuring the Octomom?

Part three: Do you miss the Octomom?

As everything in existence becomes more obscure with the rise of the Post-Irony era, it seems a fitting time to call into question even the most basic of our human identities.

Thus, we take this time to question the role and place of millions of women everywhere, a role so basic yet so complex, a lady that each and every Museum-goer originally came from… why it’s MOMS!

But what constitutes motherhood today?  What really makes a MOM??

And so we ask about the following examples, “Is this a MOM?”

Is this a Mom?  Is the Lord Almighty GaGa a baby-maker? (aka Is GaGa a MaMa?)

If so, is this baby Immaculate Conception 2.0?  Or is this just a product of a ‘bad romance’?

Does the fact that she’s carrying a baby mean she’s a MOM?  Is it hers?  Is it mine?  Is it all of ours, as a collective group of “little monsters”?  Is this a Mom?

Is this a Mom?  Or is this just a woman merely using her body’s reproductive system for the sake of celebrity pop culture status?  Is there some sort of Quantity over Quality rule when it comes to motherhood?  Is this a Mom, or just an OctoMom?

Is this a Mom?  Or is this just a ploy to use one’s goodie-two-shoes clean cut tabloid-safe daughter for the sake of promoting a political agenda?  Where might Hillary rank “bein’ a momma” if she had to make a list of roles she has played?

Is Chelsea really a daughter or a mere political product?  Is HillBot still a meme in post-2008 culture?

Is this a Mom? Or is this just an advertisement for the National Transcendentalist Movement?  Is this good parenting?  Or is this a trip to the emergency room waiting to happen (for either the baby or the laptop)?

Is Motherhood in the 2000’s merely a balancing act?  Are portable handheld phones back in fashion or a statement of 90’s-era-ensued irony?

Is this a Mom?  Does Human + Baby = Mom?  Is a Mom a person or a mere social construct?  Will this baby remember Superbowl XIV as the most epic night of his/her life?  Is this baby safe around all this falling confetti….?  This seems like a choking hazard to me… Should Mothers Against Drunk Driving refocus their effort on an anti-choking-on-confetti campaign?

Is this a Mom?  Or is it a MILF?  Is she both / can she be both?  Does being a “hockey MILF” mean that she drops her kids off to hockey practice everyday, or is her hubby a hockey player, or is she a hockey player, or does one have to be a hockey player to tap that?

Is this Porn, or just another glitter-ridden GIF image?

Is this a Mom?  Or is this just a lady who has become an advertisement for the encouragement of increased amounts of Moms?  Is her social conservative stance on pro-life really about saving the babies?  Or is this just for the sake of increasing the global Mom population?  Are Moms a dying breed that need saving?

Is this a Mom?

Are these Moms?

Is this a Mom?

Is this a Mom?  But seriously, is it?

Is this a Mom?