“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo / Fallacy of the Day (8/17/11):
Attention everyone: Atheism will lead to Civil War.
Take that, lunatic Atheists and their lawyers!
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Damn, God, you just got burned.
Note: This post is in no way trying to be anti-feminist by suggesting that women equal just “1 more thing” and we apologize in advance to any of our followers who are upset that this makes it sound like the female gender is being reduced to just a weird God-created “side project” kinda like it might seem to suggest in the Bible (ex. Woman, the new spin-off series from Man, coming on Day 6 of Creation)
(that’s a joke trying to make fun of jokes about women… we’re pulling this off, right?… #diggingdeeperhole)
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As part of our growing collection of Artifacts from Across the Uuunited States, we bring you something fun and exciting out of good ol’ Tennessee.
Allow us to present to you Pastor Joe Nelms from the Family Baptist Church of Lebanon, TN whose opening prayer at the Big Ol’ Nashville Tennessee NASCAR Race this weekend was rather heartfelt.
Oh wait, it wasn’t. It literally makes religion sound like a complete joke/a paid-for advertising service to General Motors and other fine car brands and auto parts. Lest not forget his “smokin’ hot wife”.
Jesus™: What Will They Have Him Sell Next?
#YIKES.
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After spreading false panic throughout the entire world that the Rapture and subsequent end-as-we-know-it was set to begin this past weekend, Jesus takes to the streets to apologize.
It’s all cool guys, his bad. Moving right along…
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Follow up to the Lord Almighty Gaga’s “Jesus” music video, of the Day.
Just a holy fool, baby it’s so cruel.
Also, “This is an Artifact of Modernity” America the Beautiful.
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Never Be Damned via Your PC Again! Introducing the JesOS™ Christian Operating System
In an effort to prevent more sinners and more falls from grace all over the place, the people of the Landover Baptist Community College Computer Science department bring us all the JesOS™ Operating System.
(Farce is everywhere, breathe deeply)
Here is an excerpt from their official press release:
Freehold, IA – Official Press Release: This month, Landover Baptist Community College Computer Science instructor, Pastor Isaac Peters, along with ten of his hard-working male students, unveiled the results of a six-month Christian Service Project that is sure to take the computer world by storm. They have developed the first known True Christian™ Operating System: JesOS™. The system is being released to the Christian public, although the log-in sound effect still needs some work.
The project was initiated out of Godly concern that Christians are persecuted daily by being forced to use Godless, secular humanist operating systems. “Apple™ uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind,” says Mr. Peters, “and Windows™ funds a foundation set up by notorious atheist ‘do-gooder,’ Bill Gates, which seeks to help people in this life while paying no attention to their eternal destinies. And of course Linux is the handiwork of America-hating Europeans. Quite frankly, knowing this, the response of any Christian should be, I plead the power and blood of Jesus Christ over my keyboard! Demons out!” Peters assures potential buyers that JesOS™ is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.”
Damn straight. American made in the Christian way, gotta love that.
Read more about how “JesOS™ sanctifies and enhances a Christ-like, comfortable, and (Lord Willing) an unsaved-free computing experience for True Christians™” by viewing the rest of the article and visiting their website here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/jesOS.html
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Enjoy the link above or the video and subsequent statistics below from ChristWire about how the Coachella music festival is merely a festival of “disease and sin” where no music actually goes on, only indecency, homosexuality and rape.
Good thing someone’s reporting accurately.
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Please enjoy the above YouTube video of a girl who’s just trying to get the Holy message out there that ‘Lady Gaga’s “JUDAS” is EVIL!!!’ and that if you listen to it, you will go to Hell.
But seriously, you will.
Here are some of our favorite quotes from the video to give you a taste:
“….Judas, which we all know is another name for Jesus”
Um, yeahhh, about that… it’s not. Like, at all. Like, Judas is a whole ‘nother guy. Welp.
“And we all know that Lady Gaga is part of the Illuminati, and their whole job is to distract you from God”
This is actually funny, she should curate for Art of Mod.
“God, Jesus, same thing”
Once again, uhhhh, we’re pretty sure they’re not. But ok.
“We need to listen to (Jesus), we need to keep our path so we can all go to Heaven, and we can’t go to Heaven if we don’t believe in Jesus and if we listen to Lady Gaga’s music talking about having sex with Jesus, and we all know that having sex is a huge sin.”
“You can’t get into Heaven if you have sex.”
Let it be known, people. If you have sex, ever, if you even think about it, you cannot and will not get into Heaven.
All of the above is contained in only the first minute of this video, and it just gets better. (like the #ItGetsBetter meme, but not at all)
Bonus: She spends last minute or two of this video crying.
Here’s to religious-inspired / Jesus-inspired / GaGa-inspired (religion, Jesus, Gaga, same thing) performance art!
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