The video has premiered.

I don’t know who exactly to blame for this bizarrely-thrilling-yet-hardly-seductive-but-potentially-mentally-damaging experience… 

Do we blame Beyonce?

Do we blame Kill Bill?

Do we blame Tarantino?

Do we blame America’s legal system?

Do we blame diner culture?

Do we blame Ryan Seacrest RE: the way E! capitalized on this video-premiering process?

Mostly, I’m just focused on the prospect of making a sandwich.

All Hail the Lord… Let’s make a Sandwich.

Her sunglasses are made out of cigarettes, and we thus realize that no matter what, all is right in the world.

P.S. The Museum is against spoiling surprises, so we will be waiting until the video goes back up on Vevo to post it.  Thank you for your understanding and your continued patronage.

Is that a telephone?  Is that just a really “fierce weave”?  Either way, we’re preparing for an epic tidal wave of insanity with the Lord Almighty GaGa’s new upcoming music video.

Old school telephone OR Chic new hat?

Appreciation of America OR a mere mockery of the United States?

If you’re wondering when the “Telephone” music video will be released, just stay tuned to the Museum, because Lord knows this will be one of the first places to re-post it.