As The Washington Post reported on Sunday: “ ‘Online recruiting has exponentially increased, with Facebook, YouTube and the increasing sophistication of people online,’ a high-ranking Department of Homeland Security official said. … ‘Increasingly, recruiters are taking less prominent roles in mosques and community centers because places like that are under scrutiny. So what these guys are doing is turning to the Internet,’ said Evan Kohlmann, a senior analyst with the U.S.-based NEFA Foundation, a private group that monitors extremist Web sites.”

You heard it here first kids, Osama bin Laden has his own youtube channel where he has tutorials on how to make jihad as well as how to do a smoky eye like Kim Kardashian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij49ugSbl10

So is it safe to assume that all those guys who keep friending me due to my superhot prof pic are terrorists? Is this just another plot by karl rove/GWB/scientology to convice me that everytime I use facebook, I help a terrorist via the 2001 anti-drug campaign that said potheads were responsible for 9/11?

Terrorists are everywhere.  Even on myspace. So next time you get out that web cam, just know that the person on the other side of the computer you’re performing suggestive acts for may just be stealing your IP address to reroute flight paths.