The Museum continues its exploration of thought-provoking menage-a-trois after this week’s earlier discussion of Lindsay Lohan’s Muse magazine nude photo shoot.

This time, however, we’re shedding light on a different threesome that’s been grabbing scandalous media attention all over the place.  (Just saw this on Fox News, I swear)  It’s happening in the great state of Georgia (that can never be good, right?) and its oddly reminiscent of a popularly repeated line from a classic 1939 film.

Today’s Menage-a-trois of the Day is the unlikely “friendship” of a lion, a tiger, and a bear (oh my).

The trio started getting cozy at an animal rehabilitation center in Locust Grove, Georgia.  Apparently the three have been buddies since cubhood.

The trio includes Leo the Lion, Baloo the Bear, and Shere Kahn the Tiger… I dare the Noah’s Arc Rehabilitation Center to get any more unoriginal than that in their animal naming policies.

We’re happy and somewhat surprised to report that this feel-good hippie dippie “come on people now smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now” is getting a lot of press coverage, especially on Fox News.  Weird.  I can’t imagine why…

Oh my gosh how random!  We seemed to have just stumbled on a statistic that shows that of all the top news networks, Fox News is devoting the least amount of time to the United Nations’ Global Warming Summit that’s currently underway in Copenhagen.

Three cheers for feel-good filler content!

Three cheers for threesomes taking a more prominent role in everyday culture!

Three cheers for Leo, Baloo, Shere Kahn and Lindsay!

As the great poet laureate Ms. Spears recently sang, “One two three / not only you and me / got 180 degrees and I’m caught in between countin”

This photo from the upcoming issue of Muse magazine launches an exciting new Exhibit here at the Museum of Postmodern Constructions called “What Constitutes Tasteful Publishing in the Twenty-first Century?: A Discussion of Print Media and Photography” (via Lindsay Lohan).

We live in a world where the lines between photography and pornography are quickly crumbling like those that once stood between East and West Berlin.  A world where garments are not considered sexy lest they are see-through.

We live in a world where monogamous sex is the new mundane, where one-on-one fornication is a bore if not a mere chore.  We live in a world where ménage-à-trois is common vernacular, where our pop icons preach that “two is not the same” - Britney.

Is this tasteful publishing?  What is tasteful?  What is tastier, LiLo’s hot bod or the sweet taste of the cigarettes she playfully enjoys while engaging in the act?

“We live in a beautiful world, yeah we do we do.” - Chris Martin (via Coldplay)

Always remember Lindsay Lohan and the cruel lessons that she taught us, even after she’s gone.

(via memoriestokeep)