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Tila Tequila attempts suicide, blames her alter ego / multiple personality disorder, then calls it all a joke, then deletes her twitter, then makes us post the following story:

The Celebrity Cafe has more:

MTV’s Tila Tequila’s latest publicity stunt was performed today, when she faked multiple personality disorder, and claimed that her other personality “Jane” attempted to kill her.

Of course all of this went down on twitter. Tequila tweeted:
“Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I’m scared blood everywhere!

“I told u guys i have multiple personalities. I fell asleep and just woke up with blood cuts everywhere! and everythig is smashed.”

Concerned fans contacted the authorities and police came to her home and saw Tequila uninjured and gave her a warning.

After the officers left her home, she tweeted:
“Calm the f—- down! I aint trying to commit no suicide you dumbf—-s! Well that’s the last time I will EVER share somethin w/u idiots!”

As a result, Tila Tequila has officially deleted her twitter.  She and Jane will be missed.


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I hope Snooki is the next Elisabeth Hasselbeck, just like how Tila Tequila is the next Katie Couric.