CNN News, the most trusted name in last-place-in-terms-of-tv-rank news, brings us this eulogy of Ivy Bean, the world’s allegedly oldest Twitter user/oldest Twitter celebrity (holy crap, is that a thing??), who died earlier today.

But seriously.  Twitter celebrity is the new Myspace celebrity?  Is Was Ivy Bean the new Tila Tequila?

Not sure whether this article is supposed to make us feel sad that she’s gone, happy that her life was so rich and wonderful and twitter-filled, confused at why this is actually a ‘thing’, or horrified that Twitter has this much control over our news / media / livelihood.
Is this actually commemorative or is this kind of rude?  Do you hope that CNN will write about your death because of your use of twitter? 

Read below, experience what emotions you think best apply, and if you feel like actually engaging with society (aka an online museum), tell us how it made you feel and why. (Just like therapy, perfect)  

Enjoy:

Ivy Bean, ‘world’s oldest Twitter user,’ dead at 104

London, England (CNN) — From the two-story care home where she lived in the northern English city of Bradford, 104-year-old Ivy Bean would tell her nearly 57,000 Twitter followers around the world what she did each day — from eating fish and chips to sitting in the garden.

Bean’s warm and friendly nature came across in every message, and she regularly corresponded with her followers. Even when she had a bad day, she never dwelled on it for long.

Her mischievous side would sometimes come through, like when she tweeted that some of those at the care home were sipping lager instead of water as they sat outside in the sun.

(LOLz)

Two weeks ago, Bean entered the hospital with jaundice, and care home manager Pat Wright took over the tweeting on Bean’s account. …

In the past few days, Bean returned to Hillside Manor care home, but she never fully recovered from her illness. Wright informed Bean’s Twitter followers Wednesday that she died “peacefully” at 12:08 a.m.

“I’m sorry it took me so long to tell you, but it was a very difficult thing to do,” she wrote.

Wright didn’t reveal the cause of death.

Bean’s online activity drew headlines in recent years because of her age, and she had been called the world’s oldest Twitter user, though that is difficult to verify. She became a member of Facebook at age 102, but she quickly migrated to Twitter because it was easier, she said, and because she could have more followers.

(so she was an attention whore???  Are I the only one who’s kinda uncomfortable with this??)

She had maxed out her friend limit on Facebook.  (THAT’S A THING???) Earlier this year, Bean tweeted that she had 25,000 pending friend requests.

Bean told CNN in an interview last year that she knew people must think it’s amazing that she was so active online, but she considered it a good way of keeping in touch with people.

For those who find it hard to jump on the Twitter bandwagon, Bean simply offered this advice: “Keep on at it.”

(Never give up, kids.  Don’t ever squander away your dreams of tweeting… you can do it!)

“Old” was not the first — or second or even 10th — word that came to mind with Bean, an engaging, lively and friendly lady with a warm and infectious smile.

She won a gold medal last year at the home’s Over-75 Olympics in the frisbee-throwing category. And she enjoyed bowling on the home’s Nintendo Wii.

No surprise, perhaps, for a lady who was a gymnast when she was younger.

What did her friends think of her online popularity?

“I think they might be jealous,” she said with a joking laugh.

News outlets from around the world requested interviews with the centenarian Twitterer. Bean’s daughter, Sandra Logan, said she arrived for a visit one day only to find her mom busy with a call.

“I’m on the phone with Israel,” Bean called out to her daughter.

Part of the reason Bean was so active online is because the care home makes activities for its residents a priority. One resident wanted to learn more about photography, so he now takes a course once a week at a local college. The home also helped another resident get a passport so he could visit his son in Spain.

Hillside Manor also hosted a quiz with students from the local college. The subject was history. The Hillside Manor residents won.

“We’re trying to do something different than knitting or crochet,” Wright, the manager, said last year.

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Bean had five great-grandchildren, who called their famous great-grandmother “Little Nan.”

Wright said Bean was always “very open” to new suggestions and new ideas and was always willing to have a go at something.

“She must have been like that all her life,” Wright says. “It’s not a new thing. I think if you’re one of those people that’ll try anything through your life, it doesn’t stop when you get old.”

Celebrity tweeter John McCain (you may have heard of him, he was kind of a ‘big deal’ in oh-8) interacts aka @’s influential people and politicians such as Snooki.

Way to be up on your Jersey Shore references / culture, Johnny Mac.  And people complain that you’re ur old, lolz.

Good to see that this is what politician’s twitter accounts are being used for.

Also, good to know that John McCain uses abbrevs like u and r.

(via teenagejesus)

Introducing a Twitter for Credit Card Purchases

“Philip Kaplan earned notoriety and profit a decade ago with a site that chronicled the implosion of the Internet bubble. Now he is back with a project that seems sure to get attention again: Blippy, a soon-to-start online social network that lets you share details of your credit purchases with friends or strangers.

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Currently in invitation-only beta testing and headed for a public introduction in 2010, Blippy reports your credit card purchases (for example, “Alice spent $47.60 at Macy’s”) to others, as if the transactions were tweets on Twitter or Facebook status updates.

Mr. Kaplan spoke about Blippy earlier this week. A condensed version of the conversation follows.

Q. Before we start — on Aug. 30, you tweeted: “Getting married. About to walk down aisle. Putting phone on vibrate.” Really?

A. Yes, that was true. I was about to walk down, and at the last moment I realized my phone was still on, so I tweeted that out real quick. My wife is also a fan of technology, so she appreciated it.

Q. So how does Blippy work?

A. The idea is that most Americans have two or three credit cards in their wallet. You sign one of them up to be the social card — it’s connected to the site. The other cards you keep private. If I use my public card at a Starbucks, for instance, all my friends know that I’m at the Starbucks, and they can come and see me, or whatever.

Q. And you wouldn’t need to announce that via Twitter — it just shows up online?

A. We call it passive sharing.

Q. But even on my public card, I’d control who sees what I’m buying?

A. You can make your account public or private, like on Twitter where you can protect your stream and only people you approve will see it. And it’s only going to show the charges you want it to show. Some people are only sharing their iTunes or Amazon purchases. The cool thing about iTunes and Amazon is that you can show the exact product that you’re buying, not just the amount.

Q. So you’re not going to sell me out when I buy a Wang Chung song online?

A. You won’t have to worry about any private information being sold.

Q. Talk about conspicuous consumption. This probably isn’t for everyone.

A. I guess you need to have the right temperament if you to want to blog and tweet and Facebook and all that. It’s just another way of saying, “Here’s what I’m doing,” or “Here’s where I am,” or “Here’s a band that I’m really into” — obviously, because I just bought five of their albums.

There are roughly 100 people using the site now, friends of ours. It’s going to be invite-only for a while. The best thing is the unintended coincidences that happen. My brother spent $4,000 at Crutchfield, an electronics store. I asked him what he bought, and he said a TV. I said: “I’m in the market for a TV. That looks a little expensive, but tell me about it.” He had done all this research — who knew? I wouldn’t have known which of my trusted friends to ask about it.

Q. Is this a Twitter app?

A. It’s not currently tied in with any other social network. It looks similar to Twitter but our data is structured. Unlike a Tweet or a Facebook status update, every “Blip” — as we’re calling them — is the same format, which is: “X spent Y dollars at Z.” You can click on the Z to see who else spent money at Z. Or you can click on the X to see what else that person is buying.”