“The Homosexuals” - A 1967 CBS News Report

This all seems so terrifying, yet it all seems potentially true.

Around the 4:00 minute mark and the 7:00 minute mark are particularly good moments.

Journalism needs to get back to more of this kind of reporting, really uncovering the creepy taboos of our society.

There are two things cultured peoples of today love a lot: FOOD and MUSIC.

Cuz FOOD is delicious, COOKING is fun.  And MUSIC sounds awesome, MUSICAL PERFORMANCE is cool.

Talking about your favorite restaurants makes you sound sophisticated, discussing your favorite new band that only ten other people have ever heard of makes you sound trendy.

Cooking your friends a nice dinner makes you seem talented, DJ-ing a set at a cool party makes you seem badass.

These two staples of culture are simply fabulous…

So why not combine the two?

Introducing… DJ CHEF.

“The only entertainer who simulatenously cooks and deejays for special events, tradeshows and private affairs around the world.”

This dude will rock your party like no other, playing your favorite Chris Brown song while preparing your favorite bean and cheese quesadilla.

How does he do it??  How can he do both at once??

Nothing sounds sexier than a man who can COOK and DEEJAY at the same time… Ladies be warned, he could be at your next bachelorette party.  As the flier above says, he “comes to your home and pumps”.

Spices on one side, vinyls on the other.  He’ll turn your cramped and corny kitchen into a wild ruckus of endurable treats, mediocre entrees, killer Top 40 jams and a hoppin’ party atmosphere.  Just check out the disco lights to the left!

“This is by far the coolest bachelorette party idea EVER” - Victoria, bride

Get ready for the best time of your life.  FOOD + MUSIC = hellllll yeah good timez!

(I can’t do this anymore… I’m losing my grip on reality… get me out of this twisted nightmare of culture-killing and boganism)

The above video is merely an advertisement.

The above video is merely suggesting that you buy Ke-dollar-sign-ha merch.

The above video is merely implying that Ke-dollar-sign-ha will “maybe make out with you” if you purchase this rad t-shirt.

The above video is merely the product of worthless fame, eternal shame, and above all, mainstream at its lowest and least tolerable form.

The above video is merely reason enough to get out of America before its too late.

The above video is merely Ke$ha.

Being a contestant on Jeopardy = an honorable mention for any educationally elite member of American society.

Being a contestant on Wheel of Fortune = very questionable in all aspects of his/her human nature and/or involvement in American society.

Whatever they’re teaching in the schools these days, keep up the mediocre work.

Music is Dead (except its not).  Art is Dead (except it is).  Could this be the future of bands/music?  Could the next “big hit” of 2010 come from solely a bunch of “kids” playing on their iPhones?  Is Steve Jobs the greatest murderer of culture of our time?  Can someone please help me find the redeeming quality of this video?