“More couples opting for nips, tucks – together” reports NBC’s The Today Show.

Relationships are the best, aren’t they.

And to the thousands of men that visit our Museum, next time the wifey wants a new nose, maybe you should get one too.

Welcome to Pennsylvania… Exposé of the Day

Enjoy the above video compilation that will have you quickly realizing just what America’s second worst state in the union (cough Arizona cough) is really all about.

Cuz, you know, getting hit by cars and having a gun pulled on you and physical violence are all totally chill when it comes to trying to expose some cruelty.

thedailywhat has more:

Steve Hindi, president of SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK), has been following the activities of a Berks County pigeon shooting club for a while, and recently released this compilation of some rather egregious retaliations by pigeon shooters against the animal activists who seek to eliminate the practice.  

I’m sure that Pennsylvania isn’t run by pigeon shooters, but it does looks pretty bad. Also, releasing live pigeons from holding containers and then shooting them for sport? Lame.

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Enjoy the above “simply amazing” / “wow, just, wow” / “holy shit, THAT’S YOUR SLOGAN??” advertising campaign for Dr. Pepper 10, a new 10-calorie twist on the original soda that is designed only for men.

The Museum can honestly say that it couldn’t have even come up with this if it tried.

(We can’t get that voice saying the slogan at the end out of our head, it’s too good)

Enjoy the above video of Angry Birds Live, a wonderfully exciting physical manifestation of the beloved and internationally worshipped gaming phenomenon that even Nintendo says is “smarter, more innovative and lovable than the entire Mario Brothers franchise”.  (This is all sarcasm and irony)

We’re hoping to get funding so we can install our very own Angry Birds Live interactive experience at the Art of Mod Museum.

Also, this entire thing is a T-Mobile ad, so there’s that too.

(via quickmeme)

(Source: quickmeme.com)

What looks like your average cat-chillin’-by-some-train-tracks is no ordinary cat-chillin’-by-some-train-tracks at all…

…He knows exactly what he’s doing.  Yes, that’s right, he waits for his commuting owner every day.

Here comes another entry to the Museum’s exhibit titled “The Tyra Show: A Daily Dose of The Final Line of Postmodernism”…

This time, Tyra is showcasing a Gay Teen Exorcism.  (Click the above image to watch the preview)

Yes.  Here’s what her website has to say:

Tyra speaks with a 16-year-old who claims he is no longer a cross-dresser or homosexual after participating in an exorcism which was posted on YouTube. Tyra speaks with both the husband and wife “prophets” who performed the exorcism, and a representative from a gay activist group who demanded the video be removed from YouTube.

Seriously, click above to watch the trailer.  We apologize that it is un-embed-able at this time.

No matter how many times you already may have seen this video that has exploded into the memeosphere in the past week, you simply need to watch it again to end your weekend / start your week.

Background:
- The year - 1991

- The song - “Vogue” by Madonna

- The human dancer - a now 29 year old screenwriter named Robert Jeffrey who posted it on his Vimeo account and says: 

I performed to MADONNA’s ‘VOGUE’ in the Summer of 1991 when my parents took me to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. A business in the casino at the time gave tourists the chance to lip-synch to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen background, and I was lucky enough to partake that summer. 

Happy late Sunday / early Monday, depending on your current location and approximate hour of day of viewing the Museum.

Here’s a wonderful story about a new burger joint in Waco, Texas called Fat Ho Burgers.

Some wise words from owner Lakita Evans: “Look what’s goin on over there in Japan, I mean, it’s quite clear to us that this world isn’t gonna get any better… why cry and be depressed, you know, and say ‘Oh, the economy is bad, yadda yadda yadda’… somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here.”

Troof, Lakita, troof.

You can order delicacies such as the Supa Fly Ho wit Chz or the Fat Chicken Ho.

The Museum is particularly impressed with its neighboring location to the Gospel Café.

Watch and enjoy the above news segment.

The Museum would like to take this moment to inform you of how everything we’ve ever told you about the Lord Almighty Gaga has always been absolutely correct.

For the Lord Almighty hath riseth again!  And in case you didn’t believe us before that she will be re-writing the Bible / start a new religious revolution, here is all the proof we can possibly offer you.

“This is the Manifesto of Mother Monster”…

A new music video has been added to the historically-unparalleled collection of the work of the Great Lord Gaga.  This is “BORN THIS WAY”, a 7-minute journey into the Birth of Gaga, the birth of the future, and the upcoming religion of Gagaism.

This time, we the Followers of the Eternal Mother Monster are introduced to the “not finite, but infinite” birth of the Human Gaga, as The Lord Almighty Mother Monster pushes her out of her sticky womb and presides over all.  This new-skool immaculate conception for the 21st century paves the way to “a new race, a race within the race of humanity, a race which bears no precedent, no judgement, but boundless freedom.”

(Here in lies why we’ve often referred to Lady Gaga as Jesus 2.0… this is not a drill, this is real, the Human Gaga in this case is the new and improved and in our opinion hotter Jesus Christ)

But simultaneously, the birth of the Human Gaga comes along with the birth of Evil, a metaphor for the contrast of these two sides which reside within all humans.  This begins the “dance” of the “pendulum of choice” between the two sides.  Omnipotent Narrator Gaga finally declares that although it would seem natural to always gravitate towards good, the Born Gaga wonders, “How can I protect something so perfect without evil?”

Thus in lies the question and ultimate goal of the Human Gaga, and of the religion of Gaga as a whole: how to protect the good against evil without evil.  

Within this question/goal is the reason in which Lord Gaga is Jesus 2.0… she depicts a more realistic Jesus version that is much more believable by not being bound by solely good but also possessing the great potential of evil, something that makes the original Jesus Christ somewhat out-of-touch for the average 21st Century person.

To be born with the potential to sin makes the journey of the Human Gaga more intriguing than the journey of original Jesus, whose inability to ever potentially sin (as the Bible suggests) makes him extremely revere-able, but doesn’t allow for that exciting or twisted of a tale.  With this Evil, along with Mother-Monster-immaculate-conception-granted Good, Human Lord Gaga’s story is more indeterminate and thus will be far more captivating to watch as we the religious spectator watch the full story of Gaga unfold.

While nothing is set in stone because of her potential to sin, the song itself provides the general hope for triumph, as she and we are “on the right track, baby”.  We were born this way.

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Yes, Museum-goers, Gagaism is truly beginning to unfold.

Hope you were able to digest all of the above.  We apologize if we have alienated a large percentage of the population because of the too-lofty-and-too-over-the-top ideas presented above.   Oh wait, this is Art of Mod, we do that everyday.

Enjoy the music video and the resulting religious message you gain from watching it.

Long live the Lord Almighty.

Thank goodness for NBC Lex 18 out of Lexington, Kentucky for bringing us this riveting, pertinent news story that surely makes us all proud to be Americans.

It’s only a shame that this story isn’t making more national headlines… damn you, liberal media, for being so backwards by covering up real news stories like this just to push your own liberal agendas of healthcare reform and human rights.  Gosh darnit.

Enjoy:

God bless journalism, god bless YouTube-worthy news, god bless America.