Coming off of his acclaimed fame as one of 2010’s most noted viral youtube videos turned autotune videos turned autotuned song turned Billboard Hot 100 entry, Antoine Dodsen takes his “they’re rapin’ everybody out there!” sassy antics to advertising glory.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce him to you as the new spokesperson for the SEX OFFENDER TRACKER iPhone app.

As it is said in the Bible, “There’s an app for that.”

(via huffingtonpost)

Enjoy as the hosts of Fox News’ divinely-acclaimed morning news program Fox and Friends have a Vanilla Ice-inspired in-seat dance-off.

Also to note, Vanilla Ice is apparently doing some remodeling.

(via mediaite)

For one of the most fascinating stories we’ve seen conveyed by local news networks of late, we’d like to throw you another ‘round of cultural wisdom from thedailywhat:

Kids Spit The Darndest Rhymes of the Day: Fox 13 interviews up-and-coming Memphis rapper P-Nut. Oh, did I mention this rapping prodigy is only seven years old?

brb, letting off my rappin’ steam.

Best commentator quote:
“Like any other 7 year old, P-nut likes to have a good time.  But when he’s in the studio recording, it’s all business.”

Here’s to you, P-nut.  May your life be filled with more opportunities and riches than mine for all the wrong reasons.

(Source: thedailywhat)

This is a metaphor.

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Failure of the Day: Sorry kid. Your birthday’s been canceled.

[b3ta.]

To keep the Artifacts of the Muppets meme alive and kicking here at the Museum, we are proud to feature the Peaches’ “F*** the Pain Away” sung by Miss Piggy video that you knew was eventually coming.

While Merrill Beth Nisker (aka Peaches) is a great musical performance artist, watching this video makes us realize that this song was always better suited for none other than America’s favorite voluptuous swine bitch.

If you’re live isn’t lived via your own music video, then what are you living for?

If you don’t illustrate your love through a viral musically-oriented video of your wedding (a la the Chris Brown “Forever” wedding) or wedding montage (a la the above footage), are you really in love?

If your wedding isn’t nationally recognized, did you really even get married? (via the “if a tree falls in the forest” meme)

If you haven’t figured out some way to make yourself internet famous yet, what is your purpose?

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P.S. of the Day: The song featured in this video is really obscure and you’ve probably never heard of it.  It’s by a band called Passion Pit (I had no idea at first, I had to do a lot of google lyric searching to figure it out).  -  Is anything obscure anymore?  

(via thedailywhat)

In Case You Missed It of the Day/In case you need more ammo to add to your argument that auto-tuning is the worst thing that’s ever happened to music: Auto-Tune the wolves.

The human voice < pitch-corrected animal howls.

(via thedailywhat)

Interview Magazine once again takes pure cultural mediocrity and makes it look savvy / classy / artsy.  How do they do it? / Why do they do it?…

This time its the fellas from “Jersey Shore” in a photoshoot with bombshell babe Bar Refaeli.

Read the full article, interviews, photos and videos here: http://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/jersey-shore

Happy Taxes Day Obamacare and Democrats know where your money is and will take it from under your pillow while you’re sleeping Day.  But apparently that’s everyday.

Thanks Good Ol’ Party for keepin’ it so very very real.