The fact that tomorrow is Friday only reminds us of how sad sideways-face we are about the fact that the official “Friday” music video by 2011’s great lovechild Rebecca Black is still removed from YouTube.
Never 4get Becky Black.
One Year Later: The Attack that America Will Never Forget (we’re talking about Antoine Dodson’s sister)
Yes, Museum-goers, it has really been one year since Antoine Dodson landed on cable news and the whole “Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife” memeidemic of 2010 soiled our innocent planet earth with it’s “they’re raping everybody out here” shenanigans and autotuned horrors and crossdressing calamity.
To celebrate, we’re sure you are all dying to see this YouTube video Antoine has made to commemorate the anniversary and give him and his family the chance to speak out on their memories of the attack all over again.
What? What do you mean you don’t give a crap at all anymore? You sure you don’t want to watch the below video?
Good, seriously, don’t watch this.
It’s actually a complete waste of your time.
Hope you enjoyed or didn’t.
Happy one year anniversary, Dodson family.
“This is Currently the Best Living Woman in America (unless she’s from Canada but we’re hoping she’s from America)” of the Day:
Presenting, My Drunk Kitchen: A Youtube series made by a fairly adorable Biebery haircut-wearing woman who just wants to get drunk off of champagne and then teach you all how to make cookies.
Can’t recall any Youtube series more worth watching than this. Enjoy.
P.S. We’d like to put the idea out there to help pioneer an official Hannah Hart fan club, let us know if you would like to know more about this future venture.
(originally via -ryan)
(official tumblr for My Drunk Kitchen is ha-harto):
My Drunk Kitchen Ep. 4: “Not Easy, Bake Oven”
(Source: mydrunkkitchen)
Terrorists know about Facebook?
As The Washington Post reported on Sunday: “ ‘Online recruiting has exponentially increased, with Facebook, YouTube and the increasing sophistication of people online,’ a high-ranking Department of Homeland Security official said. … ‘Increasingly, recruiters are taking less prominent roles in mosques and community centers because places like that are under scrutiny. So what these guys are doing is turning to the Internet,’ said Evan Kohlmann, a senior analyst with the U.S.-based NEFA Foundation, a private group that monitors extremist Web sites.”
You heard it here first kids, Osama bin Laden has his own youtube channel where he has tutorials on how to make jihad as well as how to do a smoky eye like Kim Kardashian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij49ugSbl10
So is it safe to assume that all those guys who keep friending me due to my superhot prof pic are terrorists? Is this just another plot by karl rove/GWB/scientology to convice me that everytime I use facebook, I help a terrorist via the 2001 anti-drug campaign that said potheads were responsible for 9/11?
Terrorists are everywhere. Even on myspace. So next time you get out that web cam, just know that the person on the other side of the computer you’re performing suggestive acts for may just be stealing your IP address to reroute flight paths.
